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Hungry-Man Chicken Parmigiana

Price: $2.50 (on sale)
Rating: * / *****

The Five Stages of Eating Hungry-Man Chicken Parmigiana

1. Denial
This can't be...I didn't really spend $2.50 on that did I? $2.50 buys me a gallon of gas. Actually, a gallon of gas wouldn't be so bad to wash this awful taste out of my mouth. Out of my soul, really. Perhaps in my death, Hungry-Man would be pressured into taking this terrible product off the market. Maybe they forgot to scan it on the receipt...(nope, it's right there...sigh) Could I have been duped by the proclamation of "free bread stick!" on the cover of the box?

2. Anger
Italian food takes time and love to cook properly. A hungry man has neither of these things, why else would he be so hungry? Damn you Warren Sapp! I should've known you were only in it for the money. Not only is the texture similar to a chewed up hamburger, but the "meat" is so overwhelmingly tough that I had a hard time reconciling with the laws of physics. I say "meat" because the chicken had more air bubbles than a shipping envelope. Despite this, it was still impossible to cut with a fork. MO@#$*)!()**#$ER how is that possible? Either have it soft and fake, or firm and real Mr. Hungry-Man!

3. Bargaining
I did research on you, Hungry-Man. Apparently you are controlled by an entity of some sort going by the name of Swanson. I have trouble believing this. I have tasted Swanson's boneless fried chicken in the past, and it was of good quality. Yet, your spaghetti is scarce and flavorless. Your breadstick is tough, bland, and small. Your chicken tastes like it has been breaded by a duck in its mouth. Have you been paid off by some type of dietary demon? Or has the allure of being hocked by football players corrupted your spirit? Answer me, I'll give you anything to erase my memory!

4. Depression
I was a fool to believe that Hungry-Man could produce an Italian-style meal that is edible. I don't deserve to live! (sob)

5. Acceptance
After three miserable bites, I came to terms with the fact that I had wasted my money. I also came to terms that I am running out of material for this review. In short...avoid at all costs.

Well, it appears that the first entry has come to an end. Please leave comments if you somehow stumbled upon this burgeoning blog!

Excellent first blog! It's sad about this one, really, since it looks so tasty. And also, since I don't eat meat. But still, a free breadstick! Anyway, see you soon over at HeatEatReview...

Thanks, Heather! Yes, free stuff, even when it's not really free, always lures me in.

one- you should never trust warren sapp. now donovan, he is very trustworthy.

two- you should never eat anything italian from hungry-man. that was very foolish of you indeed and you don't deserve to live.

three- 2.50? wow. that's pretty steep for a tv dinner. i'm shocked that you even made the purchase. that for sure is a splurge. and not a very good splurge.

four- you were a tad over dramatic. wash it down with gas? yeah right. but i am a fan of the over dramatic. so bravo my friend.

five- i hope you find more success with other hungry-mans.


شركة غسيل خزانات بالمدينة المنورة و عمال مروبون وحاصلون على شهادة صحية فقط اتصل بنا لتحصل على افضل خدمة غسيل خزانات

شركة نقل اثاث من الرياض الى الامارات
لاننا افضل شركات شحن الاثاث فدائما خدماتنا هى الافضل
شركة شحن عفش من الرياض الى الاردن

اتصل بنا الان للحصول على افضل الخدمات لاننا الافضل دائما ونعمل على الاستعانة بافضل العمالة المدربة على نقل العفش و فك وتغليف الاثاث لاننا افضل و
ارخص شركة نقل عفش بجدة

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